01 - Preheat a grill or large skillet over medium-high heat until thoroughly hot.
02 - In a large bowl, combine ground beef with kosher salt, black pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder, and onion powder. Mix gently until just incorporated, then divide into 4 equal portions and shape into patties slightly wider than the buns to account for shrinkage during cooking.
03 - Grill or pan-fry the patties for 3-4 minutes per side until desired doneness is reached. During the final minute of cooking, place a slice of cheddar cheese on each patty and allow it to melt.
04 - Melt butter in a skillet over medium heat and toast the buns cut-side down until golden brown and lightly crisp.
05 - Stir together mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, Dijon mustard, hot sauce, and brown sugar in a mixing bowl until smooth and well combined.
06 - Spread crack sauce generously on both halves of each toasted bun. Layer the bottom bun with lettuce, tomato slices, and red onion. Add the cheesy patty, top with crispy bacon strips, and crown with the top bun. Serve immediately with extra sauce on the side.